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Some might be Funny and some were seriously Awkward Bible verses

Okay, here are some of the collections that I found out while reading the Scriptures (The Bible), all of it were from King James Version KJV. Some were funny and some were ..., I don't know how you call it. Anyway, I wasn't doing this to destroy the image of the scriptures. I just thought there may be some of you notice things that couldn't be explain or maybe awkward in our days. Well, here it is. Just follow some of it in your Bible if I got Typo Errors.






Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones - Psalms 137:9

Did I just read it right? I don't know how does it mean to you, but don't you ever do it that way. You might get killed.








And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies,

and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them. - Jeremiah 19:9

That's yummy. First Time? If you are not used to it you may try it. There no harm in trying. Hahaha!








And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:

And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked. - Mark 14:51-52

He wasn't used to it. It's better that way. I don't know if he had tried wearing a nice one with tie.








Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. - Judges 19:24

Why would you do that? She is your daughter, I don't care about that man and whatever they want to him, he is a man anyway, he can defend himself.








These are they that went over Jordan in the first month, when it had overflown all his banks; and they put to flight all them of the valleys, both toward the east, and toward the west.- 1 Chronicles 12:15

So, online money making that makes you rich in just one month is not a hoax. It was proven long before. I just wonder, did they use Jet plane for their Flight?








And Rachel said, With great wrestlings have I wrestled with my sister, and I have prevailed: and she called his name Naphtali.

- Genesis 30:8

So, WWF for women division was not new, they even have trophies. The only missing was the updates.








Thou shalt not see thy brother’s ass

or his ox fall down by the way, and hide thyself from them: thou shalt surely help him to lift them up again. - Deuteronomy 22:4

Oh thank you. You spell it right. I thought am I reading something.








Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers,

beware of the concision. -Philippians 3:2

So it is biblical at all. Careful, those were not ordinary dogs. It was trained to kill you.





Surprising wasn't it? LOL! Thank you for visiting my blog. That was most of the things that I had read, There were some that I didn't include for some reason. If you think you have more verses to add just contact me and let me add it for you.

Some might be Funny and some were seriously Awkward Bible verses

Okay, here are some of the collections that I found out while reading the Scriptures (The Bible), all of it were from King James Version KJV. Some were funny and some were ..., I don't know how you call it. Anyway, I wasn't doing this to destroy the image of the scriptures. I just thought there may be some of you notice things that couldn't be explain or maybe awkward in our days. Well, here it is. Just follow some of it in your Bible if I got Typo Errors.






Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones - Psalms 137:9

Did I just read it right? I don't know how does it mean to you, but don't you ever do it that way. You might get killed.








And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies,

and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them. - Jeremiah 19:9

That's yummy. First Time? If you are not used to it you may try it. There no harm in trying. Hahaha!








And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:

And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked. - Mark 14:51-52

He wasn't used to it. It's better that way. I don't know if he had tried wearing a nice one with tie.








Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. - Judges 19:24

Why would you do that? She is your daughter, I don't care about that man and whatever they want to him, he is a man anyway, he can defend himself.








These are they that went over Jordan in the first month, when it had overflown all his banks; and they put to flight all them of the valleys, both toward the east, and toward the west.- 1 Chronicles 12:15

So, online money making that makes you rich in just one month is not a hoax. It was proven long before. I just wonder, did they use Jet plane for their Flight?








And Rachel said, With great wrestlings have I wrestled with my sister, and I have prevailed: and she called his name Naphtali.

- Genesis 30:8

So, WWF for women division was not new, they even have trophies. The only missing was the updates.








Thou shalt not see thy brother’s ass

or his ox fall down by the way, and hide thyself from them: thou shalt surely help him to lift them up again. - Deuteronomy 22:4

Oh thank you. You spell it right. I thought am I reading something.








Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers,

beware of the concision. -Philippians 3:2

So it is biblical at all. Careful, those were not ordinary dogs. It was trained to kill you.





Surprising wasn't it? LOL! Thank you for visiting my blog. That was most of the things that I had read, There were some that I didn't include for some reason. If you think you have more verses to add just contact me and let me add it for you.

Halloween in C3/CustomerContact Channels

Here's some of the Pictures I grab from my Friend Social Media, since I don't have a phone with a Good Camera Resolutions. So I ask to grab some of it. Happy Halloween! Enjoy working with you guys.


Some of my Team from HumanaOTC


Some of my Team from HumanaOTC


Some of my Team from HumanaOTC


Some of my Team from HumanaOTC




Group 01


Group 02


Group 03


Group 04


Group 05


Group 06


Me and Chris


Me 01


Room 01


Me 02


Group 07

Halloween in C3/CustomerContact Channels

Here's some of the Pictures I grab from my Friend Social Media, since I don't have a phone with a Good Camera Resolutions. So I ask to grab some of it. Happy Halloween! Enjoy working with you guys.








Some of my Team from HumanaOTC








Some of my Team from HumanaOTC








Some of my Team from HumanaOTC








Some of my Team from HumanaOTC










Group 01






Group 02






Group 03






Group 04






Group 05






Group 06






Me and Chris






Me 01






Room 01






Me 02






Group 07

Book of Mormon English to Cebuano Translation - Some Awkward Interpretation

I was reading one time in the Book of Mormon, and I planned to read some of the words from my dialect or Language which is Cebuano. I was now living here in the Luzon area where they used the Tagalog Language, and I think that my Cebuano Language may be corrupted for some reason.

I talk a lot Tagalog at Work, at Home and even my Child was raised in a Tagalog dialect speaking environment. So, I'm thinking this would be the best opportunity to go back to my native tongue. I open up my apps (LDS Library) and there I began reading from where I previously read in English. And to my surprise, this seems awkward. I try to think about it over and over, but I think something's wrong with it. I contacted my Cousin in Cebu and forwarded the Screenshots and told them to compare. They didn't reply to me back, so I ask one of my friends on Social media to help me with it if they know someone who could do the interpretation or have direct contact with Cebuano-English Translator. As of now, I receive no reply about the interpretation.

Anyway, I uploaded the picture that I send to them and I think this will be the best opportunity to let everyone be aware of the things they read in regards to language interpretations. I am not saying that the Scriptures (either the Bible or The Book of Mormon) are not true, rather what I'm saying was that it is better to understand everything you read. I believe that some of the reasons why the Bible was wrong based on interpretation were that the version of the translation is not directly from its source, or possibly because of some Poor English Grammar and old styles from the first version of interpretation. The First edition has seemed too much confusing, so I think that everyone should be aware of everything they read, and don't rely on preachers only, but on the Holy Ghost through prayer. There are people out there who are non-believers and I think they are using most of the wrong interpretations to destroy legitimate words or just to find faults about the church.

In English - Helaman 14:20 from the Book of Mormon

In Cebuano Version - from Ang Basahon Ni Mormon


I added this interpretation for you to know how the Cebuano's Translation of the Book of Mormon says -
Cebuano [ ... mabanhaw pag-usab gikan sa patay. ]
English for actual translation [ ... will resurrect again from the dead. ]
From English Original Words [ ... will rise again from the dead. ]

The word banhaw means resurrection
mabanhaw means will resurrect (almost identical as will rise in gospel subject terms, but not all uses the same term.)
nabanhaw means had resurrected

Will I am not good at it, but for sure the right word should be "Bangong"
Mobangon or Mibangon means rose or will rise
Nibangon means had risen

The meaning is identical or almost the same but the usage is the main concern. I don't know for you or everyone else that will read the book. Anyway, as I had said, I am not contradicting the book and I love reading it, maybe language and interpretation makes a difference but it doesn't change the fact and legitimacy of the said book.

You may correct me if I'm wrong just contact me in the contact Form and I love to hear words from you guys.

Thank you.

Book of Mormon English to Cebuano Translation - Some Awkward Interpretation

I was reading one time in the Book of Mormon, and I planed to read some of the words from my own dialect or Language which is Cebuano. I was now living here in Luzon area where they used Tagalog Language, and I think that my Cebuano Language may be corrupted for some reason.
I talk a lot Tagalog in Work, in Home and even my Child was raise in a Tagalog dialect speaking environment. So, I'm thinking this would be the best opportunity to go back to my native tongue. I open up my apps (LDS Library) and there I begun reading from where I previously read in English. And to my surprise this seems awkward. I try to think on it over and over, but I think something's wrong in it. I contacted my Cousin in Cebu and forwarded the Screenshots and told them to compare. They didn't reply me back, so I ask one of my friends in Social media to help me about it if they know someone who could do the interpretation or have a direct contact of Cebuano-English Translator. As of now, I receive no reply about the interpretation.


Anyway, I uploaded the picture that I send to them and I think this will be the best opportunity to let everyone be aware about the things they read in regards to language interpretations. I am not saying that the Scriptures (either the Bible or The Book of Mormon) is not true, rather what I'm saying was that, it is better to understand everything you read. I believe that some of the reason why the Bible was wrong based on interpretation was that the version of translation is not directly from its original source, or possibly because of some Poor English Grammar and old styles from first version of interpretation. First edition was seems too much confusions, so I think that everyone should be aware everything they read, and don't rely on preachers only, but by the Holy Ghost through prayer. There are people out there who are non-believers and I thinks they are using most of the wrong interpretations to destroy legitimate words or just to find faults about the church.

In English - Helaman 14:20 from the Book of Mormon

In Cebuano Version - from Ang Basahon Ni Mormon




I added this interpretation for you to know how the Cebuano's Translation of Book of Mormon says -
Cebuano [ ... mabanhaw pag-usab gikan sa patay. ]
English for actual translation [ ... will resurrect again from the dead. ]
From English Original Words [ ... will rise again from the dead. ]

The word banhaw means resurrection
mabanhaw means will resurrect (almost identical as will rise in gospel subject terms, but not all uses the same term.)
nabanhaw means had resurrected

Will I am not good at it, but for sure the right word should be "Bangong"
Mobangon or Mibangon means rose or will rise
Nibangon means had risen

The meaning is the identical or almost the same but the usage is the main concern. I don't know for you or everyone else that will read the book. Anyway, as I had said, I am not contradicting the book and I love reading it, maybe language and interpretation makes a difference but it doesn't change the fact and legitimacy of the said book.

You may correct me if I'm wrong just contact me in the contact Form and I love to hear words from you guys.

Thank you.

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