Some might be Funny and some were seriously Awkward Bible verses

Okay, here are some of the collections that I found out while reading the Scriptures (The Bible), all of it were from King James Version KJV. Some were funny and some were ..., I don't know how you call it. Anyway, I wasn't doing this to destroy the image of the scriptures. I just thought there may be some of you notice things that couldn't be explain or maybe awkward in our days. Well, here it is. Just follow some of it in your Bible if I got Typo Errors.






Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones - Psalms 137:9

Did I just read it right? I don't know how does it mean to you, but don't you ever do it that way. You might get killed.








And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies,

and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them. - Jeremiah 19:9

That's yummy. First Time? If you are not used to it you may try it. There no harm in trying. Hahaha!








And there followed him a certain young man, having a linen cloth cast about his naked body; and the young men laid hold on him:

And he left the linen cloth, and fled from them naked. - Mark 14:51-52

He wasn't used to it. It's better that way. I don't know if he had tried wearing a nice one with tie.








Behold, here is my daughter a maiden, and his concubine; them I will bring out now, and humble ye them, and do with them what seemeth good unto you: but unto this man do not so vile a thing. - Judges 19:24

Why would you do that? She is your daughter, I don't care about that man and whatever they want to him, he is a man anyway, he can defend himself.








These are they that went over Jordan in the first month, when it had overflown all his banks; and they put to flight all them of the valleys, both toward the east, and toward the west.- 1 Chronicles 12:15

So, online money making that makes you rich in just one month is not a hoax. It was proven long before. I just wonder, did they use Jet plane for their Flight?








And Rachel said, With great wrestlings have I wrestled with my sister, and I have prevailed: and she called his name Naphtali.

- Genesis 30:8

So, WWF for women division was not new, they even have trophies. The only missing was the updates.








Thou shalt not see thy brother’s ass

or his ox fall down by the way, and hide thyself from them: thou shalt surely help him to lift them up again. - Deuteronomy 22:4

Oh thank you. You spell it right. I thought am I reading something.








Beware of dogs, beware of evil workers,

beware of the concision. -Philippians 3:2

So it is biblical at all. Careful, those were not ordinary dogs. It was trained to kill you.





Surprising wasn't it? LOL! Thank you for visiting my blog. That was most of the things that I had read, There were some that I didn't include for some reason. If you think you have more verses to add just contact me and let me add it for you.

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